#1 Be sarcastic
You were either already born a sarcastic baby, or you weren’t. Being sarcastic is like having that extra “umph”. Being funny is one thing, but having that extra “twang” of sarcasm can up your game, as it can lead to a bit of playful flirting. Having sarcasm goes hand-in-hand with having some of that desired Louis CK wit. Make sure you’re not too sarcastic though, you don’t want to come off as rude or mean!
Lana Del Rey - 5 Lolitas (What happens when you layer all four demos and the album version)
This is so sick.
This sounds like it should be a Bond song.
Funny daddy issue related fact; a book named Lolita written by Vladimir Nabokov in 1955 is about an older man falling in love with a twelve year old girl. The first line: “Light of my life, fire of my loins”
this dude posted a video of a woman who came up and started twerking and spraying him with a watergun while he was doing his aggressive anti-abortion harassment outside a clinic. how is this not everywhere on tumblr, she is the greatest person i have ever seen. the fact he posted it calling her an evil demon/racist murderer is tremendously lacking in self-awareness. but note he had to disable the votes/comments.
asking him where the pro-lifers were when black young people are gunned down. he has no real answer! the verbal abuse he sends toward her is genuinely harrowing, though, fair warning.
where is she? what is her name? how do i tell her how amazing and brave i think she is?
ETA: the original where he titled it claiming that she was an “evil demon” was pulled, this new version is courtesy of the benevolent peeingonthethingsyoulove who is most excellent
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
I’M SO UPSET WITH ART